~*~ ZER0 X READER CHAPTER 9 ~*~ ( BORDERLANDS 2 )

(( WARNING: SWEARING, REFERENCES TO SEXUAL ACTIVITIES, SPOILERS, SHITTY FUCKING ROMANCE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED >:II ))

~*~ Le Flash Back ~*~
        "WHAT?!" Oh geez, Roland was REAAAAAALLY salty.
~*~ Le Flash Back Over ~*~
         
         ~*~ Back with reader-chyan ~*~
         It’s been a couple of days since you got kidnapped by Jack. You wouldn’t say it’s been horrible but it hasn’t been paradise either. On the bright side...the food is ok! Jack has softened up a bit since your little cookie incident...and by soften I mean he only hates you about 93.5% and everyone else 99%.......CONGRATZ!
Anywho… back to the present. Right now you were being a derp in your ‘cell’ y’know doin’ your thing. Jumping on the bed, staring at the bookshelf contemplating if you should burn it down or not, rolling on the bed….y’know the usual. When all of the sudden…nothing happens.
Shocker.
Like literally you were in that room for hours until Jack came back in for ‘questioning’ aka him asking you about things and you refusing.
“Will you tell me NOOOOOOOOOW?!” Jack questioned.
You sighed “No….” You said once again, for the billionth time. These questioning things were kinda getting repetitive and boring.
“Ugh…..FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCKING. FINE. I’M UGH YOU’RE USELES-......wait….no you’re not…..” He suddenly turned away from you. You could just FEEL the smirk and evilness emanating from him.
You gulped. This couldn’t end to pleasantly…

~*~ Time Skip ~*~
You hated this. So fucking much. Like you hated it more than you did when you were playing legend of zelda, died, and realized you didn’t save for a whole 3 hours of gameplay.
Now, you must be wondering….what is it exactly that Jack did to make you hate this so much? 3 words:
Fucking.
Princess.
Outfit.
    Yes. That’s right… Handsome mother FUCKING jack put you in a SHIT ASS PRINCESS GOWN. Not only that he tied you to a pole inside his ‘not so heavily’ guarded base thingy, back on Pandora.
You sigh, why you? Why couldn’t this happen to another unlucky soul? Like that guy over there….look at him. Standing there. Probably mocking you….HOW DARE HE?!?!??!/1/?!?/1/
After very long moments of doing absolutely nothing your ears picked up a conversation, probably coming from just around that corner.
“So….what’s...plan?” You heard one voice ask. Probably a pawn of Jack’s.
“She’s……-ait…..tr..p” Damn your bad hearing! That explosion from chapters 1 and 2 must’ve done somethin’ to your poor hearing….that OR it was probably because they were actually a very good distance away. But that aside you probably guess it’s either another of Jack’s pawns or Jack himself. Either or.
From what you picked up you heard something about a plan. ‘She’s’, you’re guessing this she they are talking about is you. You heard an ‘ait’ so maybe….Bait? And lastly a ‘trp’ trip or trap…..but judging your situation it’s a trap…..hahaha star wars….anywho.
So yea. You’re the ‘damsel in distress’ and in reality you’re bait for a trap. Great.
Your thoughts were interrupted by foot steps walking up behind you.
“Heeeeeeey, _____” His voice….god his voice. It was just MADE of pure fucking sarcasm and sadistic...ness.
You refused to answer him, only giving him a glare as he came into view.
“Awww….what’s wrong Princess Peach?” God damn him.
“Fuck off Jack. THIS HAS NO PURPOSE OTHER TO ANNOY ME AND YOU KNOW IT YOU ASSHAT!!!” You yelled at him, your glare harshening.
“Awww, don’t be like that~” Jack cooed, a shit eating grin spreading across his face. “Just calm down and relaaaaaaax~! Your hero in shining armor is on his way!” His voice was full of mock and teasingness.
“DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN WHE-” You were cut off by him….tying….a fucking…..GAG AROUND YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
“MMPH!!! GRRRRR MMMMMMPh MPH mphhh….” If you could talk you would’ve probably been swearing up a storm. Yet sadly your mph’s and growls served of no use against Handsome Jack as he simply laughed at your tries.
“Hmmm, how do you like your outfit?” He asked mockingly.
“MPH!! MMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!!” More angry mph’s
“You love it? GREAT!!! I was hoping you would….” He was interrupted slightly by a static noise, coming from his communicator. Putting it up to his ear he answered “Hello? Oh? Heh heh heh….great. I’ll be there in a moment!” He hung up with whomever he was talking to. Before grinning yet another grin that eats shit for every meal and snack of the day. “Well sadly, princess, I must depart! We have….guests. Ta Ta~” He waltzed away and around the corner. But you have an unsettling feeling you know who these ‘guests’ are.















































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